Friday, December 26, 2008

A series re-run or is it?

The last time I flew on a plane I was feeling a little sneaky, a bit wacky, so I ripped off one of the handy "In-the-event-of-a-fire-how-to-exit-this-piece-of-shit-airplane" cards and it was so comical I decided start a series, And it goes a little sumpin' like this:

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Lime rind bras- DON'T TRY IT!

I tried this litte stunt and the citrus oils in the rinds started setting fire to my nipples!

Friday, December 5, 2008

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